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mountstar:

Types of Matter

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flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

(Source: niallers-angel)

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More armor for women, that would actually work. Not my original photos.

[I think the top left requires some sort of leather paneling under the chest.]

(Source: westoftheglass)

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barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

(Source: samandriel)

Posted 12 minutes ago

elovers:

People have some real issues

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Robert Plant and his daughter, Carmen Plant, 1979.

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dapperpuppet:

must-be-thursday:

mrpondismypatronus:

memewhore:

What could go wrong?



WINCHESTER STARTER KIT

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

dapperpuppet:

must-be-thursday:

mrpondismypatronus:

memewhore:

What could go wrong?

image

WINCHESTER STARTER KIT

I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

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the-loki-initiative:

habibtipalestina:

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

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This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.

(Source: habibipalestina)

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Mrs. Doubtfire

(Source: unabating)

Posted 17 minutes ago
In science, it often happens that scientists say, ‘You know, that’s a really good argument; my position is mistaken,’ and then they would actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn’t happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion.
Carl Sagan (via onerouscognition)
Posted 13 hours ago

spoken-not-written:

I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS

(Source: deanpendragon)